Thursday, December 23, 2010

Investigative Report: Santa Girl (Photo)

This was going to be a long investigative report on the Santa Girl Photo, so I could prove to you that she really exists.

But, gremlins or somebody decided to slow the WWW  way down today, at least in Japan, where I launched this investigation.

So, I'm going to make this quick and let you do some investigating, on your own, when things get boring between Christmas Day and the New Year.

Normally an investigation of this sort consists of Facts, Findings, Opinions, Conclusions, Recommendations and a whole bunch of other Legal Terms that give investigative people headaches and nightmares.

And that's why I don't usually do the stuff anymore.
But, this Santa Girl got me wondering if there was really such a thing.

Like, is she a real person or just a character? 

To determine the truth would require a thorough, legal-like, full-blown investigation. So, by golly, that's what I set off to do. I'm going to give you what I've found, so far, and let you make up your own Facts, Findings, Opinions and Conclusions on this investigation after you look at what I found HERE.

From what I've been able to gather, up until this point in time; the Santa Girl is a real-live person, living somewhere in Romania. I'm leaning towards making a Recommendation, with only part of a thorough Investigative Report completed.

Here's what I recommend:

Get rid of the old, fat, hairy Santa. Everybody already knows he can't actually slide down a chimney. He scares little kids and they cry and wet his pants.

Let's have a real-live Santa Girl like the one in the photo..... END OF REPORT.

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2 comments:

Gene said...

Love it Mike .Let's have a Santa Girl for the Old Dudes Like Us ,and leave the Fat Man for the Kiddos LOL Share the Joy for all ages ;-)

Mike said...

Gene,
Hah, reminds me of an old dog I once had. When he finally caught got hold of a truck he was chasing and bit the tire. He didn't know what to do with it !